Is Mustache Wisdom free?
Yes. The app is free. The wisdom, however, is priceless.
What does it do?
Mustache Wisdom has the power to answer any "yes" or "no" question that you have the courage to ask.
How do I ask a question?
By talking :) Mustache Wisdom can detect your voice. So, find a quiet spot and then just speak into the 'stache - they're always listening.
What do you mean by a "yes" or "no" question?
You know, things like..."Will I win the lottery?" Or, "Is Alex going to ask me to the prom?" Or, "Will the Browns win the Superbowl?" Although, you better ask the Magical 'Stache that last one if you want a "yes." After you ask your question, the 'stache will deliver its wisdom and you, my friend, will be one step closer to enlightenment.
Do the mustaches do anything beside give me the answers to life's most meaningful questions?
Well, they also react when you poke, double poke, scratch, tickle, and shake them. And if you leave them alone for long enough, they're great nappers. But, it's really all about the whole wisdom thing.
How do I change mustaches?
Tap the mustache icon at the bottom of the screen to pick one of 6 furry friends.
Can I share this on Facebook?
Yes! Mustache Wisdom is social and your friends will love hearing from you and your favorite mustache. Just record your Q&A and when you're done, click the Facebook share option of your choice. You can post it to your wall or on the wall of one of your friends. Just follow the on-screen prompts. And remember, sharing is fun.
How do I record?
Pick your favorite 'stache and tap the white circle. When it turns red, you're recording. When you're done, just tap the red button to stop. A menu will pop-up with all your fancy options. You can play the video, email it, save it to your phone, or share it on Facebook. Easy-peasy.
How long can I record?
45 amazing seconds of mustache-powered wonderfulness.
What does the triangle on the bottom of the pick-a-mustache carousel page do?
Tap it and find out. There should be icons for ABOUT, CARDS, STORE LOCATOR, and SETTINGS. If not, email us and we'll ask the developers where they hid them.
I clicked CARDS, uhm...are these paper greeting cards?
Indeed they are! Mustache Wisdom is based on Mustache Party -- an innovative greeting card line from American Greetings that features music and mustache-powered motion. Basically, each card has a furry mustache on the front that springs to life and sings a one-of-a-kind song. They're funny. You should buy them.
Where do I get them?
Use the store locator in the app. It shows all our stores and you can get driving directions and everything.
How do I thank you?
Your happiness is thanks enough.